If Lost Or Drunk Return To Matthew Goode T Shirt

Apparently Matthew Goode is your emergency contact now. This funny "If Lost or Drunk, Return to Matthew Goode" t-shirt turns a fan crush into an outrageous set of instructions, delivered with a completely straight face. Part celebrity-crush joke and part imaginary rescue plan, the message invites a knowing smile from anyone with a similarly enthusiastic favorite. The silly premise is meant to be enjoyed together. Save it for those easy social plans where your friends expect a little personality from your outfit. The punchline is ready before the first story of the evening begins. Keep the rest of the outfit easy with casual trousers and simple sneakers, letting the fan-crush joke be the part people notice and ask about. Make it a gift for your favorite Matthew Goode devotee, especially if their ideal reaction is a laugh followed by an emphatic agreement with the completely imaginary plan. The joke is personal, the confidence is exaggerated, and the imaginary return address is the whole point. It is a small celebration of having a favorite.