If Lost Or Drunk Return To Sterling Brown T Shirt

Apparently Sterling Brown is your emergency contact now. This funny "If Lost or Drunk, Return to Sterling Brown" t-shirt turns a fan crush into an outrageous set of instructions, delivered with a completely straight face. An unlikely instruction is much funnier when it names exactly the person you would choose. That personal touch is what gives this fan slogan its mischievous appeal. Save it for those easy social plans where your friends expect a little personality from your outfit. The punchline is ready before the first story of the evening begins. Make this t-shirt the personal detail in a simple outfit of your favorite jeans and simple sneakers, with the fan-crush joke setting the tone for the day. The personal name makes this a more considered surprise for a Sterling Brown admirer. Choose it when the recipient enjoys laughing at their own fan enthusiasm as much as sharing it. The appeal is the impossible plan, confidently stated. A familiar favorite and one shameless punchline are all this funny fan look needs to get the conversation moving.