If Lost Or Drunk Return To Bismack Biyombo T Shirt

Apparently Bismack Biyombo is your emergency contact now. This funny "If Lost or Drunk, Return to Bismack Biyombo" t-shirt turns a fan crush into an outrageous set of instructions, delivered with a completely straight face. An unlikely instruction is much funnier when it names exactly the person you would choose. That personal touch is what gives this fan slogan its mischievous appeal. Save it for those easy social plans where your friends expect a little personality from your outfit. The punchline is ready before the first story of the evening begins. Simple simple denim make an easy starting point for this t-shirt. Finish with a familiar pair of sneakers so the fan-crush joke stays the main personality of the outfit. Make it a gift for your favorite Bismack Biyombo devotee, especially if their ideal reaction is a laugh followed by an emphatic agreement with the completely imaginary plan. Keep the mood playful and let the named destination be the final word. This is fan affection with a wink and absolutely no attempt to play it cool.