If Lost Or Drunk Return To T Shirt

Apparently T Shirt is your emergency contact now. This funny "If Lost or Drunk, Return to T Shirt" t-shirt turns a fan crush into an outrageous set of instructions, delivered with a completely straight face. An unlikely instruction is much funnier when it names exactly the person you would choose. That personal touch is what gives this fan slogan its mischievous appeal. Wear the joke around people who know your taste and will appreciate the very specific choice. It is especially at home in a playful, adults-only social setting. Wear this t-shirt with your favorite jeans when you want an easy everyday combination. Finish with everyday sneakers to keep the look casual and the focus on the fan-crush joke. The personal name makes this a more considered surprise for a T Shirt admirer. Choose it when the recipient enjoys laughing at their own fan enthusiasm as much as sharing it. Keep the mood playful and let the named destination be the final word. This is fan affection with a wink and absolutely no attempt to play it cool.