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If Lost Or Drunk Return To Matthew Dellavedova T Shirt cover
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If Lost Or Drunk Return To Matthew Dellavedova T Shirt

$10.99
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Apparently Matthew Dellavedova is your emergency contact now. This funny "If Lost or Drunk, Return to Matthew Dellavedova" t-shirt turns a fan crush into an outrageous set of instructions, delivered with a completely straight face. The slogan leans into the fun of having a favorite, especially when your friends have heard all about them. Think exaggerated admiration with a little adult humor attached. For a casual birthday celebration or a weekend spent with your usual crew, the message supplies a quick laugh without needing an elaborate costume or a rehearsed explanation. Keep the rest of the outfit easy with simple denim and a familiar pair of sneakers, letting the fan-crush joke be the part people notice and ask about. A Matthew Dellavedova enthusiast who enjoys a little self-mockery will understand the appeal. Give it as a lighthearted surprise before a party or a birthday gathering with friends. The joke is personal, the confidence is exaggerated, and the imaginary return address is the whole point. It is a small celebration of having a favorite.
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