If Lost Or Drunk Return To John Collins T Shirt

Apparently John Collins is your emergency contact now. This funny "If Lost or Drunk, Return to John Collins" t-shirt turns a fan crush into an outrageous set of instructions, delivered with a completely straight face. An unlikely instruction is much funnier when it names exactly the person you would choose. That personal touch is what gives this fan slogan its mischievous appeal. It suits the friend group that has a running conversation about celebrity crushes. A relaxed party or weekend meetup gives the message room to become part of the banter. For an uncomplicated casual look, add everyday denim and everyday sneakers. The fan-crush joke supplies the personal touch without needing the rest of the outfit to compete. As a gift for a John Collins fan, it says you noticed their favorite subject. Add it to a birthday surprise for the friend whose enthusiasm is impossible to miss. The joke is personal, the confidence is exaggerated, and the imaginary return address is the whole point. It is a small celebration of having a favorite.