If Lost Or Drunk Return To Paul Goldschmidt T Shirt

The directions say Paul Goldschmidt, so apparently the destination is settled. This If Lost Or Drunk Return To Paul Goldschmidt T-shirt turns a baseball fan's preference into a wonderfully unrealistic set of instructions. It sounds like a practical notice until you consider who has been nominated to receive you, and that is exactly where the joke becomes entertaining. For a supporter with an irreverent sense of humor, the shirt offers a more exaggerated way to make the player reference. You are treating Paul Goldschmidt as part of a personal plan that nobody seems to have cleared with him, and delivering the idea as though it requires no further explanation. This baseball fan tee lets you enjoy that confident absurdity with anyone who catches the message. A familiar name, an unlikely instruction, and a complete lack of practical detail are enough to get the smile started. It is a playful admission that your favorite player has found a place even in your most questionable imaginary arrangements.