If Lost Or Drunk Return To Francisco Lindor T Shirt

Francisco Lindor has been selected as the return destination, which may say more about your baseball enthusiasm than your planning skills. This If Lost Or Drunk Return To Francisco Lindor T-shirt turns a favorite-player reference into an absurd set of instructions, delivered with the confidence of a notice that expects everyone to know exactly what to do. The joke is in the completely unrealistic personal arrangement. You are not merely saying you follow Francisco Lindor; you are treating the player as part of a plan that nobody seems to have discussed in practical terms. This baseball fan tee lets that exaggeration become an easy conversation starter, giving friends a familiar name and a ridiculous instruction to smile about. They may ask how the return trip is supposed to happen, and you can leave the answer conveniently imaginary. The shirt has already chosen the entertaining part of the situation, letting your personal preference make a cheeky appearance in directions that are considerably more amusing as a fan joke than they would ever be as a useful set of arrangements.