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I Don't Trust Mustard Greens Funny T Shirt
$10.99
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Black
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Mustard greens have two perfectly ordinary words in their name, and this shirt still wants an explanation. I Don't Trust Mustard Greens gives a specific food reference the attention of an imaginary investigator who takes side dishes far too seriously. The humor comes from assigning a strong personal judgment to something most people would simply put on a menu. It can be a fitting gift for a friend whose preferences are well known or a family member with a long-running joke about greens. The phrase may be funniest when the wearer actually enjoys them, making the statement a knowingly unconvincing performance. There is no need to settle the imaginary dispute for the tee to work. A casual gathering can supply all the audience it needs. For someone who likes culinary humor with a particular subject, this mustard greens shirt creates a small, unnecessary controversy and gives fellow food lovers the opportunity to defend a dish that probably never expected to need a character witness.
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