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The Paperboy I Want My Two Dollars Better Off Dead Funny 80s Comedy T Shirt
$10.99
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I Want My Two Dollars is the relentless paperboy's catchphrase from Better Off Dead, printed on a playful retro graphic tee for fans of the John Cusack cult classic. Great for Better Off Dead fans, dark teen comedy lovers, and anyone who quotes the persistent paperboy every time someone owes them money. A fun gift for Better Off Dead collectors, birthdays, or 80s comedy quote enthusiasts who love obscure movie references.
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