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Steven Wright I Told My Girlfriend When I Was Going To Die Quote Comed cover
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Steven Wright I Told My Girlfriend When I Was Going To Die Quote Comed

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This Steven Wright quote t-shirt highlights his eerily calm line about telling his girlfriend when he was going to die, a perfect example of his dry, deadpan comedic voice. Longtime fans of Wright's minimalist, monotone stand-up style will appreciate this funny comedian tee as an instant classic. A great Steven Wright t-shirt for collectors and a fitting gift for comedy fans who love subtle, surreal humor over loud punchlines.
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